Selfies are a new trend now, and who the hell invented the front facing camera to make matters worse? You perhaps know that taking selfies randomly has now been classified as a mental disorder. Nevertheless, we have a look at some of the worst selfies taken, not because they look hideous. But trust me, you’ll know why they’re hideous and I won’t have to explain them to you….
Selfie Lesson #1: Never Take a Selfie After You Dump A Shit
A look at her face tells you she didn’t have the best toilet sessions, and she thought of capturing the moment. What’s worse is that she decided to share it with all #UnpleasantBowelMovements #ShittySelfieSession
Selfie Lesson #2: Be Aware of Your Surroundings Before You Take A Selfie
Notice anything right beside that watch? What does it look like to you? Exactly my friend, it’s exactly what you think it is. And if you’re taking a selfie, why on hell would you cover your face? #SomeoneClearThatArea
Selfie Lesson #3: Get Your Selfies Concept Cleared Before Uploading One
Dear Woman,
Selfies are meant to make you look good. Please understand that there’s a difference between passport photos (and for that matter, this doesn’t qualifies for that either) and please dont upload such scary selfies into facebook and tag your friends into it. It’s highly embarrassing. #ScarySelfie
Regards,
SelfieExpert
Selfie Lesson #4: Timing Is Everything
There are few things to learn from this selfie,
1. Timing is everything friends. This guy perhaps isn’t alive anymore to give you this lesson, but hey, a selfie conveys a thousand words.
2. Dedication is must. Look, even the shark has better selfie sense than this guy.
3. Make sure you’re the subject of the selfie, not the predicate.
#MealTime #OMGIAMDEADMEAT
Selfie Lesson #5: Know When And Where To Take A Selfie
And I cannot stress how important this lesson is. I’ve made a list for you guys and girls to make life much simpler for you.
AVOID: Funerals, Business meetings, Dinner table (unless the situation demands it), During nature’s call, Driving, Serious situations, Laboratories, Industries (unless you’re looking for the perfectly innocent way to get fired) etc.
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